The Doctor + chess

Apparently it’s a Fourth/Seventh/Eleventh thing. 

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baberahamlincolncommanderinchief:

Sometimes I wish I could reach through my laptop and punch people in the face for being such arrogant twats.

This is why I shouldn’t frequent forums.

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It’s a pie-and-mash up. 

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Just a bit too perfect, @MaggieDubonet. 

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thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

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They call me Mister Spiky. 

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GPOY. 

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rileythick:

Making smut with big cutie Brianna

An awesome twosome!

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