Posted on September 16 at 5:18 pm with 9,534 notes Reblog

richardrmitage:

and that’s how son got schooled



Posted on September 16 at 8:25 am with 103 notes Reblog
bcmargot:

a look at what’s up on my member’s only blog right now! (‿ˠ‿)

bcmargot:

a look at what’s up on my member’s only blog right now! (‿ˠ‿)



Posted on September 16 at 8:22 am with 392,440 notes Reblog

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)



Posted on September 16 at 8:18 am with 764,230 notes Reblog
pugmuncher:

freethehouseelves:

fiiniick:

thefoxxybenedict:

loonylunalovegood97:

Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif

i’m in love with the reactions. 

-dies-

pugmuncher:

freethehouseelves:

fiiniick:

thefoxxybenedict:

loonylunalovegood97:

Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif

i’m in love with the reactions. 

-dies-

(Source: fydollaho)



Posted on September 15 at 6:14 pm with 35,265 notes Reblog

forreal-tho:

jionttt:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

princewenyuan:

the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”

dying

more accurate is “Member of asshole race”

No chill

(Source: prettylittlekeegan)



Posted on September 15 at 6:55 am with 26,049 notes Reblog

neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate



Posted on September 14 at 4:42 pm with 837,097 notes Reblog

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Posted on September 13 at 9:48 pm with 632,564 notes Reblog

iamsomethingoffensive:

boxedwineoclock:

sky-loons:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

This went from being inappropriate, to being scary an to just being something sad…

I want this so my butt prints can be all over it.

I want her to have this so her butt prints can be all over it

(Source: rialxoan)



Posted on September 13 at 4:16 pm with 48 notes Reblog
bigcuties:

BigCutie Trysta in Mod & Massive!
Trysta loves her custom monokini, she’s got glasses and lipstick to complete the look, and the best part is all the cutouts that let her sexy fat rolls show!
See this set and more at http://trysta.bigcuties.com

bigcuties:

BigCutie Trysta in Mod & Massive!

Trysta loves her custom monokini, she’s got glasses and lipstick to complete the look, and the best part is all the cutouts that let her sexy fat rolls show!

See this set and more at http://trysta.bigcuties.com



Posted on September 13 at 4:13 pm with 12,414 notes Reblog


Posted on September 13 at 10:22 am with 205 notes Reblog

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Posted on September 13 at 7:33 am with 2,991 notes Reblog

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Posted on September 13 at 1:51 am Reblog
My “what? I didn’t just eat two ice-creams from the ice-cream van. I don’t know what you’re talking about” face. XxX

My “what? I didn’t just eat two ice-creams from the ice-cream van. I don’t know what you’re talking about” face. XxX



Posted on September 13 at 1:28 am Reblog
It’s Saturday afternoon. An ice-cream van just came around. Yes. AN ICE-CREAM VAN. I haven’t ordered from a ice-cream van in the best part of two decades. But I couldn’t resist. I sprinted out and got myself two. One with sprinkles and one with chocolate and nuts. #Fat I’m so happy right now. Seriously. XxX

It’s Saturday afternoon. An ice-cream van just came around. Yes. AN ICE-CREAM VAN. I haven’t ordered from a ice-cream van in the best part of two decades. But I couldn’t resist. I sprinted out and got myself two. One with sprinkles and one with chocolate and nuts. #Fat I’m so happy right now. Seriously. XxX


#fat

Posted on September 13 at 1:03 am with 133 notes Reblog

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